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2010-03-27T22:23:00.001+01:00

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• Press and hold left Alt key on your keyboard.
• While holding Alt key also press and hold Fn key.
• While holding Alt and Fn key enter one of the codes below to get corresponding symbol.
• Important note: You need to use numbers on the right side of the keyboard for entering code (they are usually written next to letters U, I, O… and in different color), not the numbers on top, otherwise they won’t work.

Alt + 1 ☺
Alt + 2 ☻
Alt + 3 ♥
Alt + 4 ♦
Alt + 5 ♣
Alt + 6 ♠
Alt + 7 •
Alt + 8 ◘
Alt + 9 ○
Alt + 10 ◙
Alt + 11 ♂
Alt + 12 ♀
Alt + 13 ♪
Alt + 14 ♫
Alt + 15 ☼
Alt + 16 ►
Alt + 17 ◄
Alt + 18 ↕
Alt + 19 ‼
Alt + 20 ¶
Alt + 21 §
Alt + 22 ▬
Alt + 23 ↨
Alt + 24 ↑
Alt + 25 ↓
Alt + 26 →
Alt + 27 ←
Alt + 28 ∟
Alt + 29 ↔
Alt + 30 ▲
Alt + 31 ▼

Here is the complete list of symbols Unicode. You can copy and paste these for use in your messages

♠ ♣ ♥
♦ ♪ ♫ ■ □ ▪ ▫ ▬ ▲ ►
▼ ◄ ◊ ○ ● ◘ ◙ ◦ ☺ ☻
☼ ♀ ▪ ▫ ▬ ☻
☺ ◙ ◘ ▀ € ♥
♂ ▒


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Enjoy them!

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Group faces 1: ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(×̯×)۶

Group faces 2: ⊙▂⊙ .. ⊙０⊙ .. ⊙︿⊙ .. ⊙ω⊙ .. ⊙﹏⊙ .. ⊙△⊙

Group faces 3: ●▂● .. ●︿● .. ●ω● .. ●﹏● .. ●▽● .. ●△●

Face 1: ಠ_ಠ

Face 2: ಥ_ಥ

Face 3: ¯$°_o)/¯

Face 4: ب_ب

Face 5: ◕ ‿ ◕

Face 6: m(><)m

Face 7: o(╥﹏╥)o

Face 8: //(ㄒoㄒ)//

Face 9: {{{(>_<)}}}

Princess Leia StarWars: @-_-@ .. @-.-@ .. @>.<@

Butterfly: εїз

Fish to right: ><((((º>

Fish to left: <º))))><

Rabbit:
( ) ( )
(* .*)
("__")

Music Box: lıllı ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ıllı

Ipod:
╔═══╗ ♪
║███║ ♫
║ (●) ♫
╚═══╝♪♪

Shotgun: ︻┳═一

Men with banner:

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Dolphin:

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• Girls with flowers:

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ _ ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀ _❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ _✾◕ ‿ ◕✾

• Health cool shapes:

Injection: ┣▇▇▇═─

Band Aid: ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )

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Special and rare characters and symbols.
- Special face: ㋡

New Symbols:

- New Chess White: ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙

- New Poker White: ♡ ♢ ♤ ♧

- New Writing: ✐✑✒ ⌨

- New religion and beliefs: ☥ ☦ ☧ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭ ✌

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Complete list of special and rare characters and symbols:

Special face: ㋡

Chess black :

♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟

Chess White:

♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙

Hands pointing

☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟

Crosses

☩ ☨ ☦ ✙ ✚ ✛ ✜ ✝ ✞ ✠

Flowers

❀ ✿ ❁ ✾

Music

♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯

Stars and snowflake

╰☆╮✡ ۞ ★ ☆ ⋆ ✩ ✮ ✯ ✰ ❇ ❈ ❅ ❄ ❆

Weather

☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☄ ☾ ☽

Poker black: ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

Poker White: ♡ ♢ ♤ ♧

Miscellaneous

✈ ✂ ✄ ✓ ☮ ✌

Phones

☎ ☏ ✆

Religion & belief

☯ ✡ ☨ ✞ ✝ ☮ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭ ✌

Risk radioactive and biological

☢ ☣

Clocks

⌛ ⌚

Writing

✉ ✍ ✎ ✏ ✐✑✒ ⌨

Butterfly: Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

Skull: ☠

Dinner: ♨

Decorative symbols: ๑ ۩ ۞

Numeric:
①②③④⑤⑥⑦⑧⑨⑩ ⑪⑫⑬⑭⑮⑯⑰⑱⑲⑳

Letters:
ⓐⓑⓒⓓⓔⓕ ⓖⓗⓘⓙⓚⓛ ⓜⓝⓞⓟⓠⓡ ⓢⓣⓤⓥⓦⓧⓨⓩ ⓁⓇⓈⓏ

you can write your own words!! ⓕⓐⓒⓔⓑⓞⓞⓚ

Oriental symbols:

㊊㊐㊋㊌㊍㊎㊏㊐㊑㊒㊓㊔㊕㊖㊗㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆㊇㊈㊉

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2009-12-07T18:32:00.002+01:00

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International Cost of Living Rankings 2009

2009-06-28T22:42:00.000+02:00

International cost of living rankings are the result of comparing the cost of an expatriate's personal budget, using the local prices for the same defined quantities of the same goods and services in each country throughout the world.

Our findings show that the compound impact of the multifaceted global economic trends that impact each country in one way or another, are contributing to rapid substantial changes in the relative cost of living of countries around the world. The changes in relative cost of living are large and have occurred in a relatively short period of time. The reason for this is due to the fact that so many economic crises are occurring simultaneously. 2008 saw the housing bubble burst followed by the failure of a number of global fund / asset management, insurance and banking giants. Some have been liquidated or taken over; others have been bailed out with government funds. In 2009 we have seen the continued fall in house prices which many believe have yet to bottom out. Stock prices and market indexes are down to levels last seen a decade or more ago. The trend towards decreased inflation and lower interest rates continues in developed and developing markets. We are also experiencing exchange rate volatility with a number of large economies seeing their currency weaken considerably in the past year. The economic impact is continuing to spread around the globe. We are currently seeing a truly global recession with reduced demand for manufacturing inputs and outputs as well as reduced energy demand and large scale job losses.

This study of 276 global locations covered every country in the world. The study comprised the cost of several hundred items that expatriates typically spend their pay on, grouped into 13 Basket Groups. The findings as at 1 April 2009 have been compared to the previous findings of 1 December 2008. The Index uses New York as the base (New York = 100). An index greater than 100, means that the cost of living is higher than New York, an index less than 100, means that the cost of living is lower than New York.

Geneva has a cost of living index of 110 for example. That means that on average, goods and services that cost $100 in New York, cost $110 in Geneva. Each city is ranked according to their overall cost of living index which includes the cost of all basket groups.

A cost of living index increases or decreases based on the local price of the goods and services used in the study and the ruling exchange rate. As a general principle, a country with a currency that has increased against other currencies (stronger currency) and which has relatively high local inflation (rapid/large price increases), will generally experience an increase in cost of living compared to other countries. On the other hand, a country with a currency that has decreased against other currencies (weaker currency) and which has relatively low local inflation will generally experience a decrease in cost of living compared to other countries. It is important to note that we are talking about relative changes. Take London as another example. As recently as December 2008, London was still ranked the 6th most expensive place in the world for expatriates to live. As at April 2009 it is the 23rd most expensive place in the world for expatriates. That does not mean that the local cost of living for expatriates living in London has decreased. What it does mean is that relative to other places in the world, London is no longer as expensive as it was last year. What makes London's cost of living relatively lower than it was is mainly due to the increase in the cost of living elsewhere together with the weaker British Pound.

These relative changes have a substantial impact on expatriate employees. An expatriate working in a high cost of living - strong currency country such as Hong Kong where the Hong Kong Dollar is pegged to the US Dollar illustrates this point. The high cost of living makes it difficult to save due to high local prices; Household (Accommodation including utilities) in particular is very expensive. However, an expatriate working in Hong Kong will now likely find that remitting money back home provides greatly increased spending power at home. In the past year the Hong Kong Dollar has increased 15% against the Malaysian Ringgit, and 30% against the Indonesian Rupiah and the Australian Dollar.

The Top 10 Most Expensive Places for Expatriates to Live

Tokyo has retained its status as the most expensive city in the world for expatriates to live. The cost of living index for Tokyo has increased from 126 in December 2008 to 143 as at 1 April 2009, and the Yen has strengthened against the US Dollar. At the other end of the scale, Harare has retained its status as the least expensive city in the world and is ranked 276 with an index of just 17 and a currency which is still in free-fall. Tokyo is ranked 1st for Healthcare expenses, 2nd for Groceries and 2nd for Household (Accommodation including utilities).

Hong Kong is now ranked 2nd overall having climbed from 33rd place in December 2008. Its cost of living index has increased from 103 to 121 and is ranked 1st for Household expenses and 2nd for Healthcare. It is interesting however to note that Hong Kong is not expensive in all categories. It is ranked 202nd for Alcohol & Tobacco, 226th for Recreation & Culture, 227th for Education, and 247th for Furniture & Appliances.

Lagos is the 3rd most expensive city in the world for expatriates, having previously been ranked 11th. It is ranked 1st for Groceries and for Furniture & Appliance expenses, 6th for Healthcare, and 18th for Restaurants, Meals Out and Hotels.

Caracas has moved substantially up the rankings to 4th, having been ranked just 32nd in December 2008. It is ranked 1st for Education expenses, 5th for Healthcare, and 6th for Household expenses (Accommodation including utilities).

Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea is the 5th ranked overall most expensive city for expatriates due to most goods and services being imported from Australia. Port Moresby is ranked 6th for Recreation & Culture, 7th for Communication and for Healthcare, and 8th most expensive for Clothing.

Geneva has dropped slightly to 6th, having been ranked 4th in December 2008. It is ranked 3rd most expensive for Transport expenses, 11th for Recreation & Culture, 15th for Healthcare, and 20th for Clothing.

Dubai has moved into the top 10 most expensive places in the world for expatriates to live for the first time. Dubai is now ranked 7th, substantially up from 34th in December 2008. Its cost of living index has increased from 103 to 109 since December 2008. It is ranked 1st for Restaurants Meals Out and Hotel expenses, 6th for Clothing, 11th for Healthcare, and 16th for Groceries. Dubai is currently ranked 4th for Household expenses (Accommodation including utilities), however evidence is emerging that this will decrease significantly in the next quarter as it has been hit relatively hard in the property sector with falling property prices and rentals.

Doha has moved up in the global rankings faster than any other city. In December 2008, Doha was ranked the 45th most expensive city for expatriates, it is now 8th. The overall cost of living index has moved up from 101 to 109, equal to that of Dubai. It is ranked 2nd for Restaurants, Meals Out and Hotel expenses, 3rd for Clothing, 7th for Household expenses (Accommodation including utilities), 8th for Groceries as well as for Recreation and Culture, and 10th for Healthcare.

Denmark has dropped slightly to being the 9th most expensive place in the world for expatriates, having been ranked 3rd in December 2008. It is ranked 3rd most expensive for Groceries, 5th for Transport, and 15th for Furniture and Appliances.

Hamilton in Bermuda completes the top 10 moving from 26th in December despite the overall cost of index remaining 108. Hamilton is ranked 4th most expensive for both Education and Healthcare, 10th for Personal Care, 11th for Household expenses (Accommodation including utilities), and 15th for Groceries.

The full overall cost of living ranking list from Xpatulator as at 1 April 2009 is as follows:

RankLocation

1 Japan, Tokyo
2 China, Hong Kong
3 Nigeria, Lagos
4 Venezuela, Caracas
5 Papua New Guinea, Port Moresby
6 Switzerland, Geneva
7 United Arab Emirates, Dubai
8 Qatar, Doha
9 Denmark, Copenhagen
10 Bermuda, Hamilton
11 Angola, Luanda
12 Switzerland, Zurich
13 Russia, Moscow
14 Solomon Islands, Honiara
15 Cameroon, Douala
16 Chad, N'Djamena
17 Taiwan, Taipei
18 Liechtenstein, Vaduz
19 USA, New York NY
20 New Caledonia, Noumea
21 Greenland, Nuuk
22 Ireland, Dublin
23 United Kingdom, London
24 France, Paris
25 Norway, Oslo
26 Italy, Milan
27 San Marino, San Marino
28 USA, San Francisco Calif
29 Monaco, Monaco
30 Austria, Vienna
31 Bahamas, Nassau
32 Central African Republic, Bangui
33 Nauru, Yaren
34 USA, Boston Mass
35 Finland, Helsinki
36 Italy, Rome
37 Kazakhstan, Almaty
38 Cote D'Ivoire, Abidjan
39 Bahrain, Manama
40 Micronesia, Palikir
41 Isle of Man, Douglas
42 Haiti, Port-au-Prince
43 USA, San Jose Calif
44 Cameroon, Yaounde
45 Djibouti, Djibouti
46 Palau, Melekeok
47 Guinea-Bissau, Bissau
48 Azerbaijan, Baku
49 Benin, Cotonou
50 Slovakia, Bratislava
51 Belgium, Brussels
52 Netherlands, Amsterdam
53 Sao Tome and Principe, Sao Tome
54 Jersey, Saint Helier
55 Mali, Bamako
56 Gabon, Libreville
57 United Arab Emirates, Abu Dhabi
58 Croatia, Zagreb
59 Singapore, Singapore
60 Ghana, Accra
61 Spain, Madrid
62 Ukraine, Kiev
63 USA, Philadelphia Pa
64 Cayman Islands, George Town
65 Sierra Leone, Freetown
66 Germany, Berlin
67 Czech Republic, Prague
68 USA, San Diego Calif
69 Jordan, Amman
70 Trinidad and Tobago, Port-of-Spain
71 USA, Los Angeles Calif
72 USA, Washington DC
73 Estonia, Tallinn
74 USA, Baltimore Md
75 Falkland Islands, Stanley
76 Saudi Arabia, Riyadh
77 Guernsey, St Peter Port
78 Comores, Moroni
79 Sudan, Khartoum
80 Germany, Bonn
81 Vatican City, Vatican City
82 Canada, Toronto
83 Timor-Leste, Dili
84 Hungary, Budapest
85 USA, Seattle Wash
86 Brazil, Brasilia
87 Lebanon, Beirut
88 USA, Miami Fla
89 Vanuatu, Port Vila
90 Luxembourg, Luxembourg
91 Jamaica, Kingston
92 Australia, Sydney
93 Kuwait, Kuwait City
94 Moldova, Chisinau
95 Congo Democratic Rep, Kinshasa
96 Germany, Frankfurt
97 Tuvalu, Funafuti
98 Iceland, Reykjavík
99 Barbados, Bridgetown
100 Portugal, Lisbon
101 Mozambique, Maputo
102 Senegal, Dakar
103 Canada, Vancouver
104 Niger, Niamey
105 China, Beijing
106 Ethiopia, Addis Ababa
107 Turkey, Ankara
108 Togo, Lome
109 Equatorial Guinea, Malabo
110 Martinique, Fort-de-France
111 Armenia, Yerevan
112 USA, Chicago Ill
113 Liberia, Monrovia
114 Gibraltar, Gibraltar
115 Sweden, Stockholm
116 Somalia, Mogadishu
117 Portland Ore
118 Israel, Jerusalem
119 Malta, Velletta
120 Puerto Rico, San Juan
121 Canada, Calgary
122 Rwanda, Kigali
123 Guam, Hagatna
124 Burkina Faso, Ouagadougou
125 Zambia, Lusaka
126 Andorra, Andorra la Vella
127 Cyprus, Nicosia
128 USA, Las Vegas Nev
129 Samoa, Apia
130 Saint Helena, Jamestown
131 Tanzania, Dar es Salaam
132 Greece, Athens
133 Poland, Warsaw
134 Maldives, Male
135 Malawi, Lilongwe
136 Thailand, Bangkok
137 Indonesia, Jakarta
138 USA, Jacksonville Fla
139 Antigua and Barbuda, Saint John's
140 Gambia, Banjul
141 United Kingdom, Glasgow
142 Lithuania, Vilnius
143 Belarus, Minsk
144 USA, Dallas Tex
145 Australia, Canberra
146 India, Mumbai
147 Australia, Melbourne
148 USA, Denver Colo
149 Algeria, Algiers
150 Georgia Republic of, Tbilisi
151 Honduras, Tegucigalpa
152 USA, Atlanta GA
153 USA, Cleveland Ohio
154 Canada, Montreal
155 USA, Milwaukee Wis
156 Congo, Brazzaville
157 Guinea, Conakry
158 Saint Kitts and Nevis, Basseterre
159 USA, Detroit Mich
160 Panama, Panama City
161 Latvia, Riga
162 Uganda, Kampala
163 Korea Republic of, Seoul
164 USA, Charlotte NC
165 Marshall Islands, Majuro
166 Australia, Perth
167 USA, Phoenix Ariz
168 USA, Columbus Ohio
169 USA, Austin Tex
170 Madagascar, Antananarivo
171 USA, Tampa Fla
172 United Kingdom, Birmingham
173 Afghanistan, Kabul
174 Grenada, Saint George's
175 Vietnam, Hanoi
176 USA, Indianapolis Ind
177 USA, St Louis MO
178 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Kingstown
179 Peru, Lima
180 Syria, Damascus
181 USA, Fort Worth Tex
182 Slovenia, Ljubljana
183 Mauritania, Nouakchott
184 USA, El Paso Tex
185 Philippines, Manila
186 China, Shanghai
187 USA, Memphis Tenn
188 USA, Pittsburgh Penn
189 Belize, Belmopan
190 India, New Delhi
191 Romania, Bucharest
192 Guatemala, Guatemala City
193 Iran, Tehran
194 Cape Verde, Praia
195 India, Chennai
196 USA, Houston Tex
197 Canada, Ottawa
198 Costa Rica, San Jose
199 Dominica, Roseau
200 Nicaragua, Managua
201 Guyana, Georgetown
202 Dominican Republic, Santo Domingo
203 Bulgaria, Sofia
204 Suriname, Paramaribo
205 Cuba, Havana
206 Oman, Muscat
207 India, Calcutta
208 Mongolia, Ulaanbaatar
209 Tajikistan, Dushanbe
210 India, Hyderabad
211 Burundi, Bujumbura
212 USA, San Antonio Tex
213 Myanmar, Yangon
214 Uruguay, Montevideo
215 Paraguay, Asuncion
216 Albania, Tirana
217 Brunei, Bandar Seri Begawan
218 Mauritius, Port Louis
219 Fiji, Suva
220 Egypt, Cairo
221 Australia, Brisbane
222 El Salvador, San Salvador
223 Korea Democratic Republic of, Pyongyang
224 Laos, Vientiane
225 Mexico, Mexico City
226 Morocco, Rabat
227 India, Bangalore
228 Saint Lucia, Castries
229 New Zealand, Auckland
230 Kiribati, South Tarawa
231 Kosovo, Pristina
232 Kenya, Nairobi
233 Serbia, Belgrade
234 Bangladesh, Dhaka
235 Pakistan, Lahore
236 Bolivia, La Paz
237 Colombia, Bogota
238 Botswana, Gaberone
239 Sri Lanka, Colombo
240 Pakistan, Islamabad
241 Turkmenistan, Ashgabat
242 Kyrgyzstan, Bishkek
243 Macedonia, Skopje
244 Pakistan, Karachi
245 Australia, Adelaide
246 Montenegro, Podgorica
247 Chile, Santiago
248 Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur
249 China, Macao
250 Eritrea, Asmara
251 Iraq, Baghdad
252 Argentina, Buenos Aires
253 Bosnia and Herzegovina, Sarajevo
254 Uzbekistan, Tashkent
255 Ecuador, Quito
256 Nepal, Kathmandu
257 Tunisia, Tunis
258 Yemen, Sanaa
259 Bhutan, Thimphu
260 South Africa, Johannesburg
261 China, Shenzhen
262 Tonga, Nuku'Alofa
263 China, Dalian
264 South Africa, Pretoria
265 Lesotho, Maseru
266 China, Wuhan
267 Namibia, Windhoek
268 Libya, Tripoli
269 South Africa, Cape Town
270 China, Guangzhou
271 Seychelles, Victoria
272 South Africa, Durban
273 Cambodia, Phnom Penh
274 Swaziland, Mbabane
275 China, Tianjin
276 Zimbabwe, Harare

Micheal Jackson is Died on Thursday 26th of June 2009

2009-06-26T02:25:00.000+02:00

Singer Michael Jackson dies

Jackson was found unconscious at his home in Los Angeles by paramedics, reports said [AFP]

Pop singer Michael Jackson has died after being found unconscious at his home in Los Angeles.

Los Angeles coroner Fred Worral said Jackson was pronounced dead after arriving at the hospital having suffered a heart attack on Thursday afternoon at his home.

Paramedics were sent to Jackson's home in the Bel-Air area of the city but they were unable to revive him, the Los Angeles Times reported.

Hundreds of people massed outside the hospital after news of his hospitalisation and death emerged.

Worral said an autopsy was very likely to be carried out on Friday.

'King of pop'

The news comes four months after Jackson, 50, announced that he was to perform a series of 50 shows in London in July.

Jackson was one of the most successful solo artists in the 1980s and 1990s [Reuters]

The shows were seen as the beginning of a public comeback by Jackson, who had spent recent years countering a series of damaging allegations about his private life.

The singer was acquitted in 2005 of charges alleging that he had committed abuses against children and that he had plotted to kidnap the youth who had filed a complaint against him.

Jackson reached the peak of his fame in the 1980s as a solo artist, after leaving his brothers in the already hugely-successful Jackson 5, later known as the Jacksons.

His 1982 album Thriller went on to become the world's then top-selling album of all time, with sales exceeding 41 million copies, cementing his image as the self-styled "King of pop".

But while Jackson's 1987 album Bad was also a strong seller and helped him maintain his position as the biggest solo musical artist in the world, critics and fans alike began to pay increasing attention to dramatic changes in Jackson's physical appearance.

Jackson repeatedly denied that he had had a series of plastic surgery sessions to alter his appearance, claiming that a rare skin condition was responsible.

His stated preference for the company of children and his friendship with a chimp also earned him critics and the nickname "Wacko Jacko".

Jackson leaves three children from two marriages, the first to Lisa Marie Presley, who he divorced in 1996, and two to Debbie Rowe, who he divorced in 1999.

Source:

Agencies

2009-04-15T20:00:00.001+02:00

16 software tips, tweaks and tricks

Windows Vista SP1

001. Turn off User Account Control (UAC)

The most annoying feature of Vista, UAC interrupts with a pop-up dialogue box, consistently asking if it's OK to run things. It serves two purposes, both to protect the user in case a malicious program is run, and to get programmers to write more secure code. Which is all very nice, but it completely gets in the way of day-to-day work. Here's how to turn off the annoying nuisance forever.

1. Click the Windows button in the bottom left-hand corner.
2. Click Control Panel.
3. This step will change depending on whether you're using the Classic view for Control Panel or not.
o If you're using Classic View, double click User Accounts
o If you're using the default view, click on the green User Accounts and Family Safety link, then the green User Accounts link
4. There should be a link here, Turn User Account Control on or off. Click it
5. Click Continue in UAC for the last time
6. Uncheck User Account Control (UAC) to help protect your computer, then click OK
7. A notification will pop up — save any documents you have open, and choose Restart Now to reset your computer
8. Never deal with UAC again!

Die, die, die my darling.
(Credit: CNET.com.au)

002. Show multiple time zones in the system tray

If you're an international traveller, or have family or business overseas, this one might come in handy, allowing you to display up to two extra clocks from the system tray.
1. Click on the time, then click on the Change date and time settings... link
2. Click on the Additional Clocks tab
3. Check one of the boxes that says Show this clock
4. Set the time zone and display name and click OK when done
5. Now when you click on the time, a second or third clock is shown, with the display name used as a label above it

World time is one click away.
(Credit: CNET.com.au)

003. Improve network performance

By default, Vista SP1 has protections enabled which throttle back network performance while playing a media file. This is to ensure the CPU has enough available cycles to play back the media smoothly; however, it may lead to noticeable network performance deficits, particularly over gigabit.
To turn it off:
1. Click on the Windows button
2. Type regedit and hit enter
3. Browse to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Multimedia\SystemProfile\
4. Double click the NetworkThrottlingIndex key, and enter FFFFFFFF as the Value data, making sure the Base is set to Hexadecimal
Note that the entry supports values between 1 and 70, and the default is 10. If you enter a numeric value, make sure that the Base is set to Decimal rather than Hexadecimal. The higher the number, the more the throttling is weighted in favour of the network. You may wish to experiment to suit your particular network set-up/media playing needs.

004. Control your audio

Windows Vista supports per application volume control — meaning you can turn your Windows sounds right down, but Media Player right up, for example. Just right-click on the volume icon in the system tray, and click Open Volume Mixer for the extra level of configurability.

Finally, we can control volume per application. (Credit: CNET.com.au)

005. Better screenshot tool

Unlike the ages old Printscreen button on the keyboard that takes a screenshot of your entire screen, there's a more complex tool hidden within the bowels of every version of Windows Vista except Home Basic. Known as the snipping tool, it was originally found in an add-on pack for XP Tablet Edition 2005, to make using a stylus easier. Now mouse users on Vista can reap the benefits too.
Just open the Start menu, type snip and hit enter to load the tool. You can now specify whether you want to take a screenshot of a free-form area, a rectangular one, isolate a window or take a screenshot of the entire screen. After you've used the mouse to highlight the area you want, you can draw on the screenshot to add notes, and then save it as you would a normal file.
You can create a keyboard shortcut to it in two ways. For the first, right-click on the application, choose Properties, select the Shortcut tab and in the Shortcut key field click, and enter any alphanumeric key. By default Windows assigns a CTRL + ALT in front of the shortcut, however, we've found this often doesn't work — try holding down SHIFT while pressing a key, to make the key combination CTRL + SHIFT + [whatever key you pressed]. You might create a shortcut here that will clash with existing ones, so be careful.
By far the easier way is to simply CTRL + drag the Snipping Tool shortcut into your Quick Launch bar, effectively copying it there. Now you can access it by pressing + whatever number Quick Launch button it is (for example, if it was the first in the row, you'd press + 1).

Better screenshots for all!
Windows XP & Vista

006. View all files in Windows Explorer

By default, Windows Explorer hides a lot of files from the user. It's easy enough to turn them back on, and if you want to poke around your system it's the only way to fly.
1. Open Windows Explorer.
2. Go to the Tools menu, and select Folder Options....
3. Select the View tab, and under Hidden Files and Folders, select Show hidden files and folders.
4. Beneath this, deselect Hide extensions for known file types. This means you should now be able to see whether a file is a .JPG or a .PNG for example.
5. You can optionally deselect Hide protected operating system files (Recommended) under this, however most people won't need this, and unless you really want to see a Desktop.ini file in every folder, it's best to just leave it off.

Make sure you can see all your files, not just the ones Microsoft wants you to see.
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007. Turn on the Quick Launch bar

So many don't even know it exists! The Quick Launch bar is a handy little toolbar into which you can drag application shortcuts that you regularly use. This way you can click once to launch them, rather than having to go through the Start menu.
• Right click on an empty spot on the taskbar, and mouse over Toolbars. Click Quick Launch.
• If the little handle doesn't appear for you to resize the Quick Launch bar (in case you need more room for your shortcuts), right click on an empty spot on the taskbar and make sure Lock the taskbar is unticked. If it's not, simply click on it to unlock the taskbar. You may choose to relock it once you're done resizing.
• You can delete icons from here by right clicking on them and choosing Delete; can reorder them by clicking on them and holding down the left mouse button, then dragging; or add new icons simply by dragging them from elsewhere in Windows. You can also drag icons from the Start menu — but make sure to hold down CTRL at the same time so it copies the shortcut rather than moves it.

The Quick Launch bar gives you quick access to your applications. The vertical line the two arrows are pointing to is the handle, which by left clicking on and dragging you can adjust the size of the bar.
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008. Keep your desktop icons in order

Simple one this — right click on the desktop in an empty spot. In Windows XP, mouse over Arrange Icons By, and make sure Auto Arrange and Align to Grid are selected. By deault this orders all icons on the left hand side in alphabetic order, although you can also choose from Size, Type and Modified order. Or for the ultimate clean desktop, simply deselect Show Desktop Icons.
In Windows Vista, it's a little different. Right click on the desktop in an empty space, and mouse over View. Here you have the same Auto Arrange, Align to Grid and Show Desktop Icons options, however gone are the arrange options, instead giving access to Large Icons, Medium Icons and Classic Icons. You can find the extra order options under the Sort By menu, below View.

Get those desktop icons to do what you want.
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009. Know your keyboard shortcuts

Keyboard shortcuts can make using your PC a heck of a lot quicker. Listed below are some of the essentials — note that a plus symbol (+) indicates striking keys simultaneously.
Universal shortcuts
Opens Start menu. You can also use CTRL + ESC
window Key + R Open Run dialog
window Key+ E Open Windows Explorer
window Key + D Show desktop
window Key + L Lock computer
window Key + PAUSE or BREAK Load system properties
window Key + B Make the system tray active. Use Enter to simulate a double click, or use the arrow keys to select the icons
window Key + TAB Windows XP: Cycle forward through applications in the taskbar
Windows Vista: Cycle forward through Flip 3D
window Key + T cycles the taskbar forward in Vista
window Key + SHIFT + TAB Windows XP: Cycle backward through applications in the taskbar
Windows Vista: Cycle backward through Flip 3D
window Key + SHIFT + T cycles the taskbar backward in Vista
ALT + TAB Cycle forward in task switcher
ALT + SHIFT + TAB Cycle backward in task switcher
CTRL + ALT + DEL Bring up the Windows Security dialog, allowing you to log out, change password, lock the computer, shutdown or run the Task Manager
CTRL + SHIFT + ESC Load the Task Manager
PrintScreen Take a screenshot, and copy it to the clipboard. To retrieve it, you'll need to paste it into an imaging program like Paint and save it

Windows Vista Only
window Key + any number Hotkeys for the appropriate entry in the QuickLaunch bar. For example, + 1 will execute the first shortcut, + 2 the second, and so on.

File operations in Windows Explorer
CTRL + C Copy the file
CTRL + X Cut the file
CTRL + V Paste the file. If you previously performed the copy shortcut, the file will be copied to the chosen location. If you previously performed the cut shortcut, the file will be moved to the chosen location
CTRL + Z Undo the previous file operation
Holding CTRL when click dragging a file Upon release of mouse button, force the file to copy to the new location
Holding ALT when click dragging a file Upon release of mouse button, create a shortcut to the file in the new location
Holding SHIFT when click dragging a file Upon release of mouse button, force the file to move to the new location
ALT + ENTER or
ALT + double left click on icons Load the properties dialog
SHIFT + DEL Delete file immediately, without sending it to the Recycle Bin.
SHIFT + arrow keys, or HOME/END Group select/deselect multiple sequential files
CTRL + left click Select/deselect multiple specific files
F2 Rename file
F3 Open search Explorer bar
F4 Go to address bar
F5 Refresh contents
Numpad * Expand entire selected folder tree
CTRL+ A Select all files in current window
or numpad + Expand current folder
or numpad - Collapse current folder
BACKSPACE Go up to parent folder

Shortcuts with text
CTRL + or Place the cursor at the beginning or the end of the current word.
CTRL + END Send the cursor to the end of the document
CTRL + HOME Send the cursor to the beginning of the document
Double click Quick select the clicked word
Triple click Quick select the clicked paragraph
SHIFT + arrows, HOME, END, PAGE UP or PAGE DOWN Select text

Navigation without a mouse
SHIFT + F10 Same as right clicking a file
TAB Navigate menu elements forward
SHIFT + TAB Navigate menu elements backward
ALT + F4 Close the current application
ALT + SPACEBAR Display application system menu
ALT + Underlined letter in menu Open that menu
SPACEBAR If a checkbox or radio box is selected, activates this. If a button is selected, clicks it
ENTER Click the default button (usually OK)
ESC Equivalent to clicking the CANCEL button

010. Turn on QuickEdit mode in Command Prompt

If you use the Command Prompt a bit, this little tip can be invaluable, allowing you to select text by clicking and dragging with the left mouse button, copy it by right clicking when text is selected, and pasting using the right mouse button when nothing else is selected.
1. Open Command Prompt (usually found in Start > Programs > Accessories > Command Prompt)
2. Click on the icon in the top left, and click Properties
3. Check the box that says QuickEdit Mode, click OK
4. A pop up will appear. Select Modify shortcut that started this window

QuickEdit in action.
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011. Auto-tile applications vertically or horizontally

If you want to easily set up windows so they tile vertically or horizontally, hold down the CTRL key, click on the applications you want to tile in the task bar, and right click. If you're in Windows XP, you can choose Tile Horizontally or Tile Vertically, in Vista it's known as Show Windows Stacked and Show Windows Side By Side. You can also Cascade selected applications in both, however you're not likely to find this useful.

Sometimes you just need to show three things at once on screen.
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012. Stop that annoying click sound

Windows by default plays a "click" sound every time you click on a folder in Windows Explorer, or a link in Internet Explorer. It's superfluous and annoying, given the mouse already clicks for you. To turn it off in Windows XP:
1. Click on the Start button
2. Mouse over Settings and select Control Panel, then open Sounds and Audio Devices
3. Click on the Sounds tab
4. Under Program events, scroll down to Start Navigation
5. Under Sounds at the bottom of the dialog, change the drop down box to (None).
6. Click OK
To turn it off in Vista:
1. Click the Windows button, and click Control Panel
2.
o If you're using the default view, click the green Hardware and Sound link, then under the Sound category, click the Change system sounds link.
o If you're using Classic View, just double click the Sounds icon.
3. Click the Sounds tab
4. Under Program, scroll down to Start Navigation
5. Under Sounds at the bottom of the dialog, change the drop down box to (None)
6. Click OK

For the love of all things silence — stop clicking!
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013. Maximise/restore window quickly

To maximise or restore a window quickly, simply double click on the title bar.

014. Expanded context menu

To get extra options when right clicking on a file, hold down SHIFT first.

015. Reduce crash recovery time

If you're not a sysadmin, there's a good chance you're not going to use logging or even understand a kernel dump. With that in mind, we can turn both features off when a blue-screen or crash happens, so you can restart things quicker.
1. In the Control Panel, open System. If you're using Vista, you have one more step: on the left hand side of the pane that opens, click the Advanced system settings link.
2. Click the Advanced tab, and in the Startup and Recovery section click the Settings button.
3. Deselect Write an event to the system log, Automatically restart and set Write debugging information to (None)
4. Click OK, then OK again.

Keeping crash time to a minimum.
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016. Turn off security warning when running files

Needless to say you do this one at your own risk. If you download an executable or file that's seen as a security risk, Internet Explorer tags it so the operating system asks for your confirmation before running. The behaviour also extends to running files off a network, and we've seen cases where it can continue asking this even after you've told it not to.
Here's how to limit how much this not so lovely feature annoys:
1. Click the Start button, then click Run — if you're using Vista, just click the Windows button
2. Type gpedit.msc and hit enter
3. The Group Policy editor has now loaded. On the left, expand User Configuration
4. Expand Administrative Templates
5. Expand Windows Components
6. Click on Attachment Manager
7. Double click Inclusion list for low file types, and set the radio button to Enabled. In the field that appears below, enter the filetypes causing you issues, separated by semicolons. For example: .exe;.doc;.ppt;.xls. Click OK when you're done
8. Restart your machine for it to take effect
If you'd prefer to leave the feature on, but just unblock one file:
1. Right click the file and click on Properties
2. Click on the Unblock button and click OK

Yes. We're sure we want to run it. That's why we clicked on it, right?
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Chat and IM Abbrieviations

2009-04-05T18:54:00.001+02:00

des r sum list of Abbreviations, if u hav sum new ones send me an email techmalik@yahoo.com so dat i can update the list...................u can try nd memorize 'em....all...lmao!!!!

Starting 4rm A through Z

A/S Age/Sex?

A/S/L Age/Sex/Location (or Language)?

AA Alcoholics Anonymous

AAA Travel club

AAAAA Travel club for alcoholics

American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

ABC Already Been Chewed

ABD All But Dissertation

ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning

ADN Any Day Now

AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS As Far As I Can See

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFAIR As Far As I Remember; As Far As I Recall

AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It

AFK Away From Keyboard

AFZ Acronym Free Zone

AGNB Age/Gender No Bar

AGRNB Age/Gender/Race No Bar

AIR As I Remember; As I Recall

AISB As I Said Before

AISI As I See It

AIW As It Were/Was

AKA Also Known As

AMAP As Much/Many As Possible

AMF Adios Mother F---er; Adios My Friend

ANB Age No Bar

ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

APAC All Praise And Credit

APYR As Per Your Request

ASAFP As Soon As F---ing Possible

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ASCII American Standard Code of Information Interchange

ATB All The Best

ATEOTLYWBAT At The End Of This Lesson You Will Be Able To

ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym

ATM At The Moment / Automatic Teller Machine

ATTN Attention

ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby

AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One

AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?

AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?

AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?

AYT Are You There?

B/C BeCause (frequently just "b/c")

B3 Blah, Blah, Blah

B4 Before

B4N Bye for Now

BAC By Any Chance

BAD Broken As Designed

BAMF Bad Assed Mother F---er

BANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody

BB Be Back

BBFN Bye Bye For Now

BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

BBL Be Back Later

BBR Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS Bulletin Board System; Be Back Soon

BBW Big Beautiful Woman

BC Basket Case

BCC Blind Carbon Copy

BCNU Be seein' you! (saying goodbye)

BEG Big Evil Grin

BF Boyfriend

BFD Big F---ing Deal

BFG Big Friendly Giant; Big F---ing Gun; Big F---ing Grin

BFH Big F---ing Hammer

BFI Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F---ing Idiots

BFM Big F---ing Magic

BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

BFN Bye For Now

BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies

BFS Big F---ing Screwdriver

BG Big Grin (as in )

BIC Best In Class

BICBW But I Could Be Wrong

BIL Brother In Law

BIN Buy It Now

BION Believe It Or Not

BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port

BISS Because I Say So

BITD Beaten It To Death

BJ Blow Job

BK Because

BKA Better Known As

BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor (i.e., problem is with the user)

BM Bugger Me

BMF Bad Mother F---er

BMOC Big Man On Campus

BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

BNF Big Name Fan

BOC But Of Course

BOF Birds Of a Feather

BOFH Bastard [system] Operator From Hell

BOGOF Buy One Get One Free

BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!

BOL Best Of Luck

BOS Big Orange Switch

BOT Back On Topic

BOTE Back Of The Envelope

BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation

BRB Be Right Back

BRBCTA2S Be Right Back, Can't Think of Anything to (2) Say

BRS Big Red Switch

BS Bull S---

BSEG Big S--- Eating Grin

BSG Broad Sweeping Generalization; Big Smiling Grin

BSOD Blue Screen Of Death

BTA But Then Again (in response to IOW)

BTAICBW But Then Again I could Be Wrong

BTAIM Be That As It May

BTDT Been There, Done That

BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt

BTLSOM Beats The Living S--- Out of Me

BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead

BTSOOM Beats The S--- Out Of Me

BTW By The Way

BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII Font

BUAG Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic

BWQ Buzz Word Quotient

BY BusY

BYKT But You Knew That

BYKTA But You Knew That Already

BYOB Bring Your Own Booze/Bottle

C/O in Care Of (for sending mail)

C/P/S City or Country / Profession / Status (married/single)

CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try

CB Call Back

CC Carbon Copy; Courtesy Copy

CE Creative Editing

CF Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F--- (meaning similar to SNAFU)

CFD Call For Discussion

CHOWUR see (C) HOW yoU aRe

CHUR see (C) How yoU aRe

CI$ Compu$erve Information Service (tm)

CIC Christ, I'm Confused

CIS Compuserve Information System (tm)

CIAO as in goodbye (said 'Chow')

CIO Cut It Out

CLAB Crying Like A Baby

CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms

CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CO COnference

COB Close Of Business

COD Cash On Delivery (when receiving mail)

COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A

Heart Attack

CPF Can Pigs Fly?

CRAFT Can't Remember A F---ing Thing

CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game

CRS Can't Remember S---

CS Cop Shop (police station)

CTTD Cute Things They Do

CTTS Cute Things They Say

CU see (C) yoU

CUL see (C) yoU LateR

CUL8R see (C) yoU LateR (L8R)

CUL8TR see (C) yoU LaTeR (L8TR)

CUNT Computer User Non-Technical

CWYL Chat With You Later

CYA Cover Your Ass; see (C) YA

CYL see (C) You Later

D&C "Duck and Cover" - a popular 1950's song in dedication

to the atomic bomb (and its' possible attack)

D/L Download, transmit to you

DAF Divorced Asian Female

DAM Divorced Asian Male

DAP Parents Against Dyslexia

DBA Doing Business As

DBF Divorced Black Female

DBM Divorced Black Male

DBN Doing Business, NOT

DD Darling Daughter

DEU Dumb End User

DFU Don't Forget Units

DH Dear Hubby; Dumb Hubby; Deaf Hubby; DickHead

DIIK Damned If I Know

DIIN Damned If I kNow

DIL Daughter In Law

DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A F---?

DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying F---?

DINK Double Income, No Kids

DINKY Double Income, No Kids Yet

DITUIHIBMSL? Did I tell you I hate IBMs lately?

DITUILIBMSL? Did I tell you I love IBMs lately?

DJF Divorced Jewish Female

DJM Divorced Jewish Male

DK Don't Know

DKU Drop Kick Ugly

DL Download, transmit to you

DLG Devilish Little Grin

DNA Did Not Answer

DNPM Darn Near P---ed Myself

DOA Dead On Arrival

DOB Date/Day Of Birth

DOM Dirty Old Man

DOY Dumbass Of the Year

DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms

DS Darling Son

DTA Don't Trust Anybody

DTD Document Type Definition

DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow

DTP DeskTop Publishing

DTRT Do The Right Thing

DUCWIC Do You see (C) What I see (C)

DUK Dead Upon Keyboard

DWF Divorced White Female

DWIM Do What I Mean

DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly

DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say

DWKOTA Deep Wet Kiss On The Ass

DWKOTL Deep Wet Kiss On The Lips

DWM Divorced White Male

DYE Damn Your Eyes!

DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear

DYSWIS Do You See What I See

E2EG Ear to Ear Grin

ED Emotionally Disturbed

EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person

EG Evil Grin; (for example, usually e.g.)

EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer

EIF Exercise In Futility

EMRU Error Message Replace User

EMS E-Mail Shorthand

EOB End Of Business

EOD End Of Discussion

EOF End Of File

EOL End Of Lecture

EOT End Of Thread (i.e., don't reply to this message)

ERU Error Replace User

ES&D Eat S--- & Die

ES&LTHI Eat Shit & Live To Hate It

ESAD Eat S--- And Die

ESAL Eat S--- And Live

ESBAM Eat S---, Bark At Moon

ESP ESPecially (frequently just "esp.")

ESOSL Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter

ETA Estimated Time of Arrival

ETD Estimated Time of Departure

ETE Estimated Time En route

ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym

F2F Face To Face

FA F--- All (nothing)

FAQ Frequently Asked Question

FCFS First Come, First Served

FCOL For Crying Out Loud

FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing

FFRD Flying F--- in a Rolling Donut (I don't give a....)

FFS For F---s Sake

FHFHFH F--- Him, Feed Him FishHeads

FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less

FIGJAM F--- I'm Good, Just Ask Me

FIGMO F--- It, Got My Orders

FIIK F---ed If I Know!

FIIN F---ed If I kNow!

FIL Father In Law

FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, F---er

FISH First In, Still Here

FISHDO F--- It, S--- Happens, Drive On

FITB Fill In The Blank

FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back!

FLK Funny Looking Kid

FMH F--- Me Harder (usually an exclamation of disgust)

FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know

FNI F---ing Not Involved

FotR Fellowship of the Rings (a Tolkien work)

FOAD F--- Off And Die

FOAF Friend Of A Friend

FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend

FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend

FOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off

FOD Finger Of Death

FOOBAR Variant of FUBAR

FOR For Obvious Reasons

FOS Freedom Of Speech; Full Of S---

FOT Full Of Tripe

FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing

FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement

FRED F---ing Ridiculous Electronic Device

FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot

FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTDS F--- The Dumb S---

FTF Face To Face

FTL Faster Than Light

FTP File Transfer Protocol

FTR For The Record

FTS Fixin' To Start

FUBAB F---ed Up Beyond All Belief

FUBAR F---ed Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition

FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt

FUMTU F---ed Up More Than Usual

FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (about hard disk drives!)

FWIW For What It's Worth

FWMAYOR F--- With Me At Your Own Risk

FY&TSYRIO F--- You & The Sysop You Rode In On

FYA For Your Amusement

FYDITM F--- You Directly In The Mouth

FYEO For Your Eyes/Ears Only

FYI For Your Information

G2G Got to Go

G Grin (as in )

GA Go Ahead

GAC Get A Clue

GAFIA Get Away From It All (as in drop out of ILink for a bit)

GAFM Get Away From Me

GAL Get A Life

GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses

GBH&KB Greak Big Hugs & Kisses Back

GBTM Get Back To Me

GBY God Bless You

GC Garbage Collect (tidy up)

GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding

GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running

GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast!

GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast!

GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving

GF Girlfriend

GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)

GFU General F--- Up

GFY Go F--- Yourself

GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)

GGG GiGGle (as in )

GGN Gotta Go Now

GH Getting Hard (male)

GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out; Garbage In, Gospel Out

(people accepting blindly what the computer says)

GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GKW God Knows What

GLG Goofy Little Grin

GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting

GM Got Milk?

GMT Greenwich Mean Time

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GOK God Only Knows

GOOML Get Out Of My Life

GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony

GOWI Get On With It

GPF General Protection Fault; Go Puke, Fast!

GRUIT Get Real yoU Impudent Thing

GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants

GTABO Get That Ass Back On (in response to ROFLMAO)

GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service

GTFOOMF Get The F--- Out Of My Face

GTG Got To Go; Good To Go

GTP Gone To Pee

GW Getting Wet (female)

GWATCDR God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise

H2 How To

HAND Have A Nice Day

HAK Hugs And Kisses

HCB Holy Cow, Batman!

HHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy

HHO 1/2 K Ha Ha Only Half Kidding

HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking

HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding

HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious

HIB_ Have I Been ______?

HIRTA HereInafter Referred To As

HLV Hasta La Vista

HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby

HMFIC Head Mother F---er In Charge

HMFWRIC Head Mother F---er What aRe In Charge

HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing

HP Home Page

HSIK How Should I Know

HSP Highly Sensitive Person

HTB Heavens To Betsy

HTFSIK How The F--- Should I Know

HTH Hope This Helps!

HTML Hyper Text Markup Language

HUA Head Up Ass

HUF Horny Unattached Female

HUM Horny Unattached Male

HW HardWare

HWUA Head Way Up Ass

HWS(PEST) Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

I18N InternationalizatioN (18 characters between "I" and "N")

IAAA I Am An Accountant

IAAL I Am A Lawyer

IAC In Any Case

IAE In Any Event

IANAA I Am Not An Accountant

IANAC I Am Not A Crook

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer

IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV

IANYM In A New York Minute

IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The

Slightest Idea Of What It Means.

IASH I Am So Horny

IAWTP I Agree With This Post

IBB I'll Be Back

IBC Inadequate, But Cute

IBM Inadequate, But Marketable

IC I see (C)

ICB I Care Because?

ICBI I Can't Believe It

ICBM InterContinental Ballistic Missile

ICFBI I Can't F---ing Believe It!

ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less

ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You

ICUR I see (C) You Are

IDD InDeeD

IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn

IDGAS I Don't Give A S---

IDGI I Don't Get It

IDK I Don't Know

IDTS I Don't Think So

IDTT I'll Drink To That!

IE that is (normally i.e.)

IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!

IHNJ,IJLS I Have No Joke, I Just Like Saying (often together like this)

IHTBS It Has To Be Shown

IHTFP I Hate This F---ing Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise

IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

IINM If I'm Not Mistaken

IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly

IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You

IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink?

IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer?

IIUC If I Understand Correctly

IJLS I Just Like Saying

IK I Know

IKYABWAI I Know You Are, But What Am I?

ILI I Like Ike

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke/Cadmium On My Keyboard

ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.

ILN It's Looking Nice / It Looks Nice

ILS Imaginary Lat Syndrome

ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!

ILU I Love yoU

ILY I Love You

ILYVM I Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs)

IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion

IMBO In My Biased Opinion

IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion

IMCO In My Considered Opinion

IME In My Experience

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMMOR I Make My Own Rules

IMMSMC If My Memory Serves Me Correctly

IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion

IMPOV In My Point Of View

IMS I Must Say

IMU I Miss yoU

IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion

INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It

INPO In No Particular Order

INT I'll Never Tell

IOU I Owe yoU

IOW In Other Words

IRL In Real Life

IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes

ISAGN I See A Great Need

ISO In Search Of; International Organization for Standardization;

Organisation Internationale de Normalisation

ISP Internet Service Provider

ISTM It Seems To Me

ISTR I Seem To Remember

ITAH Is There Anybody Here

ITFA In The Final Analysis

IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her

ITYM I Think You Mean

IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff

IWBNI It Would Be Nice If

IWIK I Wish I Knew

IWSN I Want Sex Now

IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

IYSWIM If You See What I Mean

IYW If You Wish

J/K Just Kidding

JAFO Just Another F---ing Observer

JAFU Just Another F--- Up

JAM Just A Moment; Just A Minute

JANFU Joint Army-Navy F--- Up. (When American troops get

shelled by their own side, in this case involving

both the army and the navy.)

JAS Just A Second

JAWS Just Another Windows Shell

JBF Just Been F---ing

JFF Just For Fun

JFYI Just For Your Information

JIC Just In Case

JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course

JMHFOOC Just My Humble F---ing Opinion Of Course

JPW Just Plain Weird

JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic

JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know

K oKay

KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It

KDW Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS)

KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours

KIBO Knowledge In, Bulls--- Out

KISS Keep It Simple Stupid

KITA Kick In The Ass (type of therapy)

KMA Kiss My Ass

KMYF Kiss Me You Fool

KOTC Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL Kiss On The Lips

KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup

KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work

KWIM Know What I Mean?

KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass

L8R Later

LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die

LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F---

LAMDILLIGAF Look At Me, Do I Look Like I Give A F---?

LART Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool [Clue by four]

LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

LBB Little Black Box (slang for a WebTV Set-box unit)

LIFER Lazy Incompetent F---er Evading Responsibility

LJBF Let's Just Be Friends

LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous/Thundering Applause

LMA Leave Me Alone

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off

LMAOROTF Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor

LMC Lost My Connection

LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again

LMFAO Laughing My F---ing Ass Off

LMK Let Me Know

LMTFA Leave Me The F--- Alone

LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat

LotR Lord of the Rings (a Tolkien work)

LOA List Of Acronyms/Abbreviations

LOHICA Look Out, Here It Comes Again (military term)

LOI Lack Of Interest

LOL Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots Of Luck

LOLAROTG Laughing Out Loud And Rolling On The Ground

LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead

LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

LSP Less Sensitive Person

LTBF Learn To Be Funny

LTIP Laughing Til I Puke

LTMSH Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt

LTNS Long Time, No See

LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG)

LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use

LUSER Loser USER

LYVM Love You Very Much (variable number of Vs)

LZ Loser!

M$ Micro$oft

MARINE My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment;

Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential

MAY Mad About You

MAYB Mad About You, Baby

MBS* (Used by Me nd my pals only)

MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence

MCIBTY(SN) My Computer Is Better Than Yours (So Nyerrr)

MD More Dirt (Physician)

MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over

MFG More Friendly Garbage!

MFIC Mother F---er In Charge

MFWIC Mother F---er What's In Charge

MGD My Gameboy Died

MH Mostly Harmless (5th part of THHGTTG)

MHDC(A) My Hard Drive crashed (again)

MIF Milk In First (for tea drinking)

MIL Mother In Law

MILF Mother I'd Like to F---

MILG Make It Look Good

MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second

ML More Later

MLA Multiple Letter Acronym

MMIF My Mouth Is Full

MOF Matter Of Fact

MOR Middle Of the Road

MORF Male Or Female

MOS Member of the Opposite Sex

MOHOSOTO (Don't know d meanin')

MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD Message Of The Day

MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum variation on Member of the Month

MOTM Member Of The Month

MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex

MS More S---; More of the Same; (Masters Degree)

MSCEA My Southern Comforts' Empty Again

MSS Member of the Same Sex

MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

MUD Multi User Domain (or Dungeon)

MUF Material Unaccounted For

MUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good

MYOB Mind Your Own Business

NAGI Not A Good Idea

NAHM Not A Happy Man

NAHW Not A Happy Woman

NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NB Nota Bene (note well)

NBD No Big Deal

NBL Not Bloody Likely

NBTD Nothing Better To Do

NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks

NFG No F---ing Good

NFI No F---ing Idea

NFIAA No F---ing Idea At All

NFW No F---ing Way

NFY No F--- You

NG News Group

NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her

NIAA No Idea At All

NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes

NIDWTC No I Don't Want To Chat

NIH Not Invented Here

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard Either

NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out

NIMTO Not In My Term of Office

NIT Not In Therapy

NLI Not Logged In

NM NeverMind

NMFJ Not My F---ing Job

NMI No Middle Initial

NN Night-Night

NOPE Not On Planet Earth

NORWICH kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home

NOYB None Of Your Business

NP No Problem

NPA Non-Performing Assets

NPF No Problem Found

NPLU Not People Like Us

NQA No Questions Asked

NQOS Not Quite Our Sort

NRN No Reply Necessary

NSS No S---, Shylock/Sherlock

NTG Not Too Good

NTH No Therapy Helpful

NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything

NTIM Not That It Matters

NTIMM Not That It Matters Much

NTL NeverTheLess / NoneTheLess

NUI Network User Identification

NWCDP Nothing We Could Do Partner

NYM New York Minute

NYP Not Your Problem

O Over (to you)

OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS On An Unrelated Subject

OB Obligatory (frequently Ob)

OBE Overtaken By Events

OBTW Oh, By the Way

OD OverDose; Oh Dear

OFO Out F---ing Off

OFS One Finger Salute

OIC Oh, I see (C)

OMFG Oh My F---ing God!

OMG Oh My God!

ONNA Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again

OO Over and Out

OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

OOTB Out Of The Box

OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment

OPL Obvious Panty Line

OPM Other People's Money

OPP Other People's Problems

OSIF Oh S---, I Forgot!

OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday

OSU Officially Sanctioned User

OT Off Topic

OT1H On The One Hand

OTBE Over Taken By Events (orig. military)

OTC Over The Counter

OTD Out The Door

OTF On The Floor

OTK Over The Knee

OTL Out To Lunch

OTOH On The Other Hand; On The One Hand

OTOOH On The Other Other Hand

OTT Over The Top

OTTH On The Third Hand

OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head

OTTOMHAROO Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds

OTW On The Whole

OW Oh Well

OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

PABG Pack A Big Gun

PBD Programmer Brain Damage

PBM Play By Mail (games)

PCB Please Call Back

PCMCIA People Can't Master/Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms;

Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

PCO Please Carry On

PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left

PD Public Domain

PDA Public Display of Affection

PDN Public Data Network

PDQ Pretty Damn Quick

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall

PFM Pure F---ing Magic

PFY Pimply Faced Youth

PGY Post Graduate Year (as in PGY-1, PGY-2 etc. used in PGY Med)

PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting

PHB Pointy Haired Boss (from Dilbert, i.e., doesn't have a clue)

PhD Piled Higher and Deeper.

PHD Push Here Dummy (type of automatic camera)

PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

PIMP Pee In My Pants (often in combination)

PITA Pain In The Ass

PITBY Put It in Their Back Yard

PJW Please Just Wait

PKB Pot, Kettle, Black!

PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair

PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok?

PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

PLONK Please Leave Our Newsgroup, Killfiled!

PMBI Pardon My Butting In

PMETC Pardon Me ETC.

PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here.

PMJI Pardon My Jumping In

PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone

Who Gives A Damn

PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who

Gives A S---.

POC Prisoner Of Chat; Peeping Other Chatters

POETS Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday; Piss Off Early,

Tomorrow's Saturday

POITS Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday

POM Phase Of the Moon

POME Prisoner Of Mother England

POP Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol

POS Piece Of S---; Person Over Shoulder

POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POQ Piss Off Quickly

POQADCB Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back!

POV Point Of View

PPL PeoPLe

PPN Programmer Project Number (currently known as UserID)

PPOSTFU Post Proof Or Shut The F--- Up

PPP Petty Pet Peeve; Point to Point Protocol

PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position

PS Post Scriptum; PostScript

PT Physical Training

PTB Powers That Be

PTM Please Tell Me

PTO Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt); Please Turn Over

PUNTS People of Utterly No Tactical Significance (military term)

PW Pathetic Wanker; PowWow

PYS Pack Your Stuff

QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done

QT QuieT (also q.t., Q&T, or as a phrase "on the q.t.")

RA Research Assistant; Resident Assistant

RAK Random Act of Kindness

RBS Really Big Screen

RE REgarding

REMF Rear Echelon Mother F---ers (eg, clueless micromanaging bosses)

RFC Request For Comments

RFD Request For Discussion

RFT Request For Thinking

RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges

RL Real Life

RLCO Real Life COnference

RNA Ring, No Answer

ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason

ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROFLAHMSL Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing

ROFLASC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring the Cat

ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!

ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My ASCII Off

ROFLMAOOL Rolling On the Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud

ROFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROFLOLVH Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard

ROFLWMK Rolling On the Floor Laughing -- Wet My Knickers

ROFPML Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing.

ROFTTPOF Rolling On the Floor Trying To Put Out Flames

RotK Return of the King (a Tolkien work)

ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again

ROTF Rolling On The Floor

ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Side

ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass

And Other Body Parts Off

ROTM Right On The Money

RPG Role Playing Games

RSN Real Soon Now

RSVP Repondez S'il Vous Plait (French, "please reply")

RT Real Time

RTFI Read The F---ing Instructions

RTFM Read The F---ing Manual

RTFQ Read The F---ing Question

RTFS Read The F---ing Source

RTFMS Read The F---ing Manual, Sir (from the military)

RTI Real Time Interruption

RTS Read The Screen

RUMF aRe yoU Male or Female?

S/O SomeOne (frequently just "s/o")

S/TH SomeTHing (frequently just "s/th")

S2BX Soon To Be eX

SAF Single Asian Female

SAM Single Asian Male

SAMF Sad Ass Mother F---er

SAMFU Self-Adjusting Military F--- Up

SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More F---ed Up Than Usual

SAPFU Surpassing All Previous F--- Ups

SAR Smart Ass Remark

SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk

SBB Stupid Beyond Belief

SBCN Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked

SBD Silent But Deadly

SBF Single Black Female

SBID S---ty But It'll Do

SBM Single Black Male

SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCUBA Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

SDIHTT SomeDay I'll Have The Time

SEC SECond, eg. Wait a sec

SEG S--- Eating Grin

SEP Somebody Else's Problem

SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SFT Sorry For That

SGML Standardized General Markup Language

SH S--- Happens

SHLH Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically

SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam

SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It

SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering

SIG Special Interest Group

SIIN Stuffed If I Know!

SIL Son In Law; Sister In Law

SITD Still In The Dark

SJF Single Jewish Female

SJM Single Jewish Male

SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (4th part of THHGTTG)

SLIP Single Line In Protocol; Serial Line Internet Protocol

SLJ S---ty Little Job

SLJO S---ty Little Job Officer

SMAR Suck My Ass Raw

SMDP System Monitoring Display Protocol

SMEF Serious Massive Existence Failure

SMMWO Shut My Mouth Wide Open

SMO Serious Mode On

SMOF Secret Master(s) Of Fandom

SMOP Small Matter Of Programming

SMOFF Serious Mode OFF

SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer

SNAFU Situation Normal: All F---ed Up

SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy

SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

SNFIAA Still No F---ing Idea At All

SNR Signal to Noise Ratio

SO Significant Other

SOB Son Of a Bitch

SOH Sense Of Humor

SOI Stink On Ice

SOL S--- Out of Luck

SOP Standing Operational Procedures; Standard Operating Procedure

SOS Same Old S---

SOSO Same Old, Same-Old

SOVS SomeOne Very Special

SPAM SPiced hAM (Hormel's canned meat)

SSDD Same S---, Different Day

SSIA Subject Says It All

ST Star Trek; Such That (frequently just "s.t.")

ST-DS9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9

ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation

ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series

ST-VOY Star Trek, Voyager

STBY Sucks To Be You

STFU Shut The F--- Up

STFW Search The Fine/F---ing Web

STIFF "Stiff", said loudly.

STI / ST-TMP Star Trek, first movie / The Motion Picture

STII / ST-WOK Star Trek, second movie / 'Wrath Of Khan'

STIII / ST-SFS Star Trek, third movie / 'Search For Spock'

STIV / ST-TVH Star Trek, fourth movie / 'The Voyage Home'

STS So To Speak

STV / ST-TFF Star Trek, fifth movie / 'The Final Frontier'

STVI / ST-TUC Star Trek, sixth movie / 'The Undiscovered Country'

SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge

SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust

SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You

SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still F---ed Up

SUYP Shut Up You Pervert

SW SoftWare; So What?; Says Whom?; StarWars

SW-SE StarWars Special Edition

SWAG Simple Wild Ass Guess; Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAK Sealed With A Kiss

SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWCOC Special Wishes, Comments, Or Corrections

SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web?

SWF Single White Female

SWM Single White Male

SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWYP So What's Your Problem?

SYSOP SYStem OPerator

SYT Sweet Young Thing

TA Teaching Assistant

TAF That's All, Folks!

TAFN That's All For Now

TAMO Then A Miracle Occurs

TANJ There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TARFU Things Are Really F---ed Up

TBC To Be Continued

TBE To Be Expected

TBH To Be Honest

TBYB Try Before You Buy

TC Telephone Call; Take Care

TCB Taking Care of Business

TCBY Taking Care of Business, Ya'll

TCD The Cat's Dead

TDD The Dog's Dead

TDM Too Damn Many

TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

TFB Too F---ing Bad

TFE Too F---ing Easy

TFM The F---ing Manual

TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)

TFTT Thanks For The Thought

TFW Totally F---ing Worthless

TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally

TGIF Thank God Its Friday

TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday

THHGTTG The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy

THO Titty Hard On

TIA Thanks In Advance

TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God

TIC Tongue In Cheek

TIE Take It Easy

TIME Tears In My Eyes (often in combination)

TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It

TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion

TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation

TINC There Is No Cabal

TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TINWIS That Is Not What I Said

TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes

TIP To Insure Promptness

TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way

TLA Three Letter Acronym

TLC Tender Loving Care

TLG The Living God

TM Thread Mangler

TMI Too Much Information

TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand

TMTC Too Many To Count

TN TelNet

TNOTVS There's Nothing On Television, So ...

TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other

TNX Thanks (as in ThaNX)

TOTC Too Old To Care

TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless

TPS(S) This Program Sucks (Severely)

TPTB The Powers That Be

TQM Total Quality Management

TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (2nd part of THHGTTG)

TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks

TRDMTL Tears Running Down My Trouser Legs

TS Tough S---

TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure

TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut - official food of Texas sysops

TSR Terminate and Stay Resident program; Totally Stupid Rules

TT Two Towers, The (a Tolkien work)

TTBE That's To Be Expected

TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN Ta-Ta For Now

TTL4N That's The Lot For Now

TTM To The Moderator

TTMNR Take The Money aNd Run

TTS Tiny Tit Syndrome

TTUL Talk (or Type) To you Later

TTYL Talk To You Later

TTYS Talk To You Soon

TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon?

TUFD The User File Died

TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name

TWIMC To Whom It May Concern

TWYAS That's What You All Say

TWYT That's What You Think

TYLE Took You Long Enough

TYVL, YWEL Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less

TYVM Thank You Very Much

U/L Upload, send to the BBS

UAE Unrecoverable Application Error (Bane of Windows' users!)

UBD User Brain Damage

UDS Ugly Domestic Scene

UFO Unidentified Flying/Falling Object

UL Upload, send to the BBS

UOK yoU OK?

UNA Use No Acronyms

UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants

URL Uniform Resource Locator

URLCM yoU aRe weLCoMe

USU USUally (frequently just "usu.")

UTC Under The Counter; Coordinated Universal Time;

Temps Universel Coordonnie

UTT Under The Table

VBEG Very Big Evil Grin (as in )

VBG Very Big Grin (as in )

VBSEG Very Big S--- Eating Grin (as in )

VETLA Very Enhanced TLA

VH Virtual Hug

VPL Visible Panty Line

VR Virtual Reality

VT Virtual Time

W/ With (frequently just "w/")

W/O WithOut (frequently just "w/o")

W8 Wait

W8ING WaitING

WAB? What, Another Bill?

WADR With All Due Respect

WAEF When All Else Fails

WAFWOT What A F---ing Waste Of Time

WAG Wild-Assed Guess

WALOC What A Load of Crap

WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?

WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

WB Welcome Back

WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around

WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You

WDF What Da F---?

WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?

WEFT Wrong Every F---ing Time

WEHT WhatEver Happened To (usu. followed by someone's name)

WETSU We Eat This S--- Up

WFHIT What Fresh Hell Is This? (from the writings of Dorothy Parker)

WFM Works For Me

WFO Wide Full (or F---ing) Open

WGAS Who Gives A S---

WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

WIBNIF Wouldn't If Be Nice IF...

WIGAC When I Get A Chance

WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing

WIZOP Wizard Sysop (the primary forum administrator for a forum)

WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

WOA Work Of Art

WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money

WOLF Witless One Line Followup

WOM Word Of Mouth

WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

WOWF Witless One Word Followup

WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A S---

WRT With Regard To; With Respect To

WSD Willing Suspension of Disbelief (e.g. when watching movies)

WTF What The F---

WTFDIC What The F--- Do I Care

WTFDIK What The F--- Do I Know

WTFDYTYA Who The F--- Do You Think You Are

WTFIIWT_A What The F--- Is It With These _____ Anyway?

WTFO What The F---, Over (Reply)

WTFWT "What the F--- Was That?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

WTG Way To Go

WTH What The Hell (or Heck)

WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter

WUGAC When yoU Get A Chance

WWS Wife Wants Sex (please wait a tic)

WWW World Wide Web; World Wide Waste; World Wide Waiting;

World Wild Web

WYBMADIITY Will You Buy Me A Double If I Tell You?

WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?

WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?

WYGAC When You Get A Chance

WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get

WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For

WYP What's Your Point?

WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get

WYSINEWYGBIC What You See Is Not Exactly What You Get But It's Close

WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It

WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor?

WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get

XYZ eXamine Your Zipper

Y2K Year 2000 (2000 = 2K)

Y3 Yadda Yadda Yadda

Y6B whY 6 Billion? (ie, overpopulation is more dangerous than Y2K)

YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YAC are You Available to Chat?

YADS Yet Another DOS Shell

YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Acronym

YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It

YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This

YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message

YAP Yet Another Ploy

YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass

YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass!

YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down!

YCLIU You Can Look It Up

YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding

YGTBDSM You've Got To Be Dry-Shaving Me

YGTBSM You've Got To Be S----ing Me!

YHB_ You Have Been ______

YHBW You Have Been Warned

YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!

YHGMTPO_ You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of ______

YHL You Have Lost

YHTBT You Had To Be There

YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It

YKWIM You Know What I Mean

YKYB You Know You've Been

YKYB_TLW You Know You've Been ______ing Too Long When . . .

YM You Mean

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary; literally, "your experience may differ".

YOYO You're On Your Own

YR Yeah Right

YSS You Suck Severely

YWHOL Yelling "WooHoo" Out Loud (as in LOL)

YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some

ZNT ZiffNeT

Thnx 4 visiting By Em-nice (Malik Kabir Yar'adua)

Micheal Jackson To Mikaeel Jackson

2009-04-03T19:54:00.000+02:00

Michael Jackson 'converts to Islam and changes name to Mikaeel'

Michael Jackson has reportedly become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel.

By Malik Kabir Yar'adua

Michael Jackson wore an abaya, a traditional Arab women's veil, in Bahrain Photo: REUTERS

The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles.

He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated.

According to The Sun, the ceremony took place while Jackson, 50, was recording an album at the home of Steve Porcaro, a keyboard player who composed music on his Thriller album.

The former Jackson 5 star was counselled by David Wharnsby, a Canadian songwriter, and Phillip Bubal, a producer, who have both converted.

A source said Jackson had appeared a "bit down" and added: "They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea.

"An imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief."

Last year his brother, Jermaine Friday, suggested Jackson would convert having taken an interest in Islam since Friday's conversion in 1989.

"When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it's peaceful and beautiful," said Friday.

"He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

"I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam.

"He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much."

Free MTN Browsin' Settings Using Freedom Software

2009-03-30T01:31:00.000+02:00

Ayo! its Em-nice in the house, well this is ma first post so, lets start wit sumthang useful aite?!!??

MTN on PC USING FREEDOM CLIENT.
1.Register on this site: http://www.your-freedom.net/A message will be sent to ur email. Click on the link provided to activate your account. please make sure u remember your username n password.
2.Use the link below to download the your-freedom client software: http://www.your-freedom.net/ems-dist/yf-install_20090319-01.exe
3. Instal this software. After installation two window pops up. Just close the WELCOME page and continue with the other one.
4. Click on "CONFIGURE". A new window pops out
5.Under Address use: 10.199.212.8@ems11.your-freedom.de Go to "protocol" and click on the box. Change it to "https", the port automatically changes to "443"
6. Tick/check the following boxes: (a.) automatically connect on startup (b.) reconnect after server shutdown (c.) redirect SOCKS4/5 DNS to freedom server (d.) Enable encryption Leave the others.
7. Go to "Account Information" tab. Input the Username and password u used on step one above.
8. Go to " Proxy settings". Under Proxy address: 10.199.212.2, Proxy Port: 8080. Thats all u need to do here.
9. Look under and click on the tab "Save and Exit". This window disappears.
10. Go to the Your-freedom client window again and click on the tab "Ports". Tick/check/mark the boxes:SOCKS 4/4 and Web Proxy.
11. Go to the tab "Applications" and mark/tick.check all the needed boxes. Hit the "OK" when u are done. U should get a successful message.
12. Go back to the tab "Status". In the interim just minimise this window. We shall get back to it.
13. Now this is very important. Launch ur Browser.
For Firefox(Mozilla) brower: Go to: Tools---Options----Advanced---Network---Settings. In the settings mark the box "Manual proxy configuration. Under HTTP Proxy use: localhost Port: 8080.Mark/tick/check the box " use this proxy server for all protocols". After this just go down and click "OK".
For Internet explorer:Got to: Tools---Internet Options---Connections---SettingsProxy: localhostPort: 8080Mark the box " bypass proxy , " "Apply" and u are done.
For Opera( please i don't have this on my system right nw but i hope i got the route right)Tools---Preferences--network---proxy settings Click on all the boxes that needs a Ip and Port input and use:Proxy: localhost Port: 8080 Just Ok and this is done.
For Yahoo messenger:Go to:Messenger----Connection PreferencesTick/mark/click on "No proxies" onlyUnder Server name: localhostServer port: 8080Thats all.
14. Go back to your-freedom client and click on the tab "Start connection". Make sure u watch the freedom server logo just by the right. Initially u will see a question mark, once this changes and u see an Open door then u are connected.

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